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Default Least messy way to prep a melon?

On Jul 14, 2:25*pm, Pennyaline >
wrote:
> On 7/13/2012 3:27 PM, Julie Bove wrote:
>
> >>> That is what I did but it is sooo messy!

>
> >> * Rinse your hands and chopping board under the tap when you finish.
> >> How hard is that?

>
> > The juice gets up my arms, onto the counter, onto the floor. *It is harder
> > than just rinsing things off. *The juice is sticky. *It needs to be cleaned.

>
> Julie, I've read posts you've made in this forum about about some of the
> ambitious cooking you claim you've done, and then I cap them all off
> with a post like the one I'm responding to now. The only conclusion I
> can come to is that you have a personality disorder and are prone to
> histrionics and confabulation. You spin tales that end up so complicated
> you can't remember where you started, where you intended to go and what
> you said along the way. But none of that matters to you, does it? It
> doesn't matter because people just stop listening to you after a while
> and write you off completely, and for a while you got the attention you > crave and none of the pesky responsibility for your own actions that
> plagues the rest of us.


You must've tried to wade thru the grocery store saga - man, she
really got herself into "histrionics and confabulation" in that one.
Ha.