Sqwertz wrote:
>
> On Fri, 13 Jul 2012 22:21:49 -0700, Julie Bove wrote
> >
> > I just chop. I had a press. Not sure if I have it any more. Just made a
> > mess.
>
> That's just confirms that uncoordinated if you can't even work a
> garlic press without making a mess. It's no wonder you can't cut
> cantaloupe without making a mess either.
>
> We'll just call you Messy Marvin. Now go shoot your eye out with your
> Red Ryder BB gun.
>
> -sw

Forget the baby Red Ryder BB gun, Steve.
I would suggest the Dalton Dead-Eye BB gun.

Warning....don't look at this picture if you are faint of heart or don't get
a laugh out of sick humor. You have been warned. I cut this out of some old
weird magazine many years ago.

http://i49.tinypic.com/dmac1t.jpg

G.