On Jul 11, 11:20*am, Gorio >
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> 'Dave Smith[_1_ Wrote:
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> > ;1756609']On 11/07/2012 12:15 AM, Somebody wrote:-
> > I cracked open one Sunday and nothing inside. What does this mean?
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> > I opened one about 3 years ago, and it said "You will change
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> > We once had a boss who was a regular little weasel. His position had
> > being eliminated but he were stuck with the jerk while they tried to
> > find a place for him. We ordered Chinese food in for Christmas Eve lunch
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> > and one of us got a fortune cookie with a fortune that said something
> > about having a lot of leisure time in the near future. We fished the
> > fortune out of another cookie and slipped that one in its place and made
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> > sure that he got it.
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> Hilarious! Now that's thinking.
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> I always wanted to create new, hip fortune cookies that were humorous.
> Like "Uh-oh! You might have salmonella!", or just a simple "FOOD
> POISONING"
> or "puffy can= botulsim....sorry." Okay, the elder crowd might not enjoy
> it; but the yutes would.
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> Gorio

Make some for a party you throw sometime- that could be fun!