On Jul 7, 3:28*pm, George M. Middius > wrote:
> A Moose in Love wrote:
>
> > I was arrested for spitting watermelon seeds across the street. *They
> > took me to the precinct house, gave me a donut, and told me to stick
> > closer to church oriented social activities.
>
> Tell the whole story, Moosey. That made you blow into a breathayzer,
> THEN they shooed you out.

That is the whole story. This happened on my great aunt's tobacco
farm. She used to grow wonderful dark green almost black
watermelons. With seeds! Opium poppy as well! If you only knew the
whole story; the story about the narcotics officer who fooled around
with the neighbour's wife, and what happened to him, if you knew the
story, you wouldn't be axing so many questions.