On Jun 12, 4:58*pm, Mark Thorson > wrote:
> somebody wrote:
>
> > Does this mean they are putting "computers" in toasters now-- even low
> > end ones like my $16 one? *Or at least more sophisticated electronics
> > and possibly microprocessors. *Will my nexttoasterbe on the net? *I
> > hate to think it might get on Facebook or start a blog and start
> > posting personal information about me. *This one probably has a hidden
> > camera and is reporting back to some mother ship, my comings and
> > goings and daily habits. *Or worse, are toasters the first line ground
> > troops of a cyborg alien invasion? *I've seen some people with covers
> > over their toasters when not in use. *Maybe they know something.
>
> You must have bought theGoogletoaster.
> It counts your calories and reports them
> to your health insurance provider. *Eat
> too many bagels and it terminates your
> policy.

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