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Default In Search of the Perfect Fart

Tommy Joe wrote:
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> That leads me to suspect that everyone loves
> smelling their own foul farts. And the fouler the better. They can't
> get foul enough. Not ever.


Not everyone, you weirdo! I don't want to smell any crap. hahaha

I've only got 2 things to say about farts:

1) Thankfully, I'm no longer married so I can just fart in bed at
night,under the covers, rather than get up and fart in the living room.

2) My ferret cage is in my bedroom. Since I don't leave the room to fart,
it does annoy them at times. Sometimes, I'll let a vile one escape and a
few minutes later I'll see the ferrets staring at me like they want to kill
me.