On 5/25/2012 11:17 AM, Steve Freides wrote:
> somebody wrote:
>> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>>
>> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
>> this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
>> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>>
>>
>> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
>> up?
>
> What do you call 10,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
>
> -S-
>
>

Q. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?











A. One, but that lightbulb really gets screwed!