"AndieTyron" > wrote in message
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> Entertain and intrigue children by placing Irish sayings around the
> house. For instance, at the top of the stairs post, As you slide down
> the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong
> direction. A perfect lunchbox note might say, "Bless your little Irish
> heart and every other Irish part.'Nappies'

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We're screwed. No stairs here.