somebody wrote:
> What causes the perfect fart? The kind that is a joy to release out
> into the Wild, but does not smell. The kind that sequels excitedly
> when you let it go.... hummus? garbanzo beans-- aka chick peas-- aka
> ceci beans? garlic? onions? lentils? re-fried pintos?
>
> I'm on a quest for the Perfect Fart and I hope you can help me. I
> believe I have been close a few times, but I know I have not reached
> full potential yet, and there are Others out there who have achieved
> the Perfect One... Anyone have any recipes to help me achieve the
> Perfect Fart?


"The perfect fart is a rare thing. You could spend your entire life
looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life."

Wait... Yes it would.

-Bob