On May 25, 5:17*pm, "Steve Freides" > wrote:
> somebody wrote:
> > (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> > Inside the package cover it says: *WARNING! *Do not drink water out of
> > this hose. *The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> > from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
> > Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> > up?
>
> What do you call 10,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
>
> -S-

We have a new pub in town. You won't catch me in there. What's it
called?
'The Honest Lawyer'.