On Mon, 21 May 2012 20:49:33 -0700 (PDT), somebody
> wrote:

>What causes the perfect fart? The kind that is a joy to release out
>into the Wild, but does not smell. The kind that sequels excitedly
>when you let it go.... hummus? garbanzo beans-- aka chick peas-- aka
>ceci beans? garlic? onions? lentils? re-fried pintos?
>
>I'm on a quest for the Perfect Fart and I hope you can help me. I
>believe I have been close a few times, but I know I have not reached
>full potential yet, and there are Others out there who have achieved
>the Perfect One... Anyone have any recipes to help me achieve the
>Perfect Fart?

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