On May 21, 11:49*pm, somebody > wrote:


> What causes the perfect fart? *The kind that is a joy to release out
> into the Wild, but does not smell. *The kind that sequels excitedly
> when you let it go.... *hummus? *garbanzo beans-- aka chick peas-- aka
> ceci beans? garlic? onions? lentils? re-fried pintos?
>
> I'm on a quest for the Perfect Fart and I hope you can help me. *I
> believe I have been close a few times, but I know I have not reached
> full potential yet, and there are Others out there who have achieved
> the Perfect One... *Anyone have any recipes to help me achieve the
> Perfect Fart?


I consider your post food-related and I haven't even read it
yet. Farts are to turds what aroma is to coffee. I see the day when
fart sniffing and fart tasting rival even the highest regarded cheese
and wine tasting affairs. There is just so much variety. I can even
see a reality show where contestants are asked to look at 10 different
food menus and match them to the inhaled farts of those who ate from
those menus. Mix and match. Whoever gets the most right wins the big
prize - a tee shirt with the name of the show on it signed by hand
with the shit of the host himself.

TJ