What causes the perfect fart? The kind that is a joy to release out
into the Wild, but does not smell. The kind that sequels excitedly
when you let it go.... hummus? garbanzo beans-- aka chick peas-- aka
ceci beans? garlic? onions? lentils? re-fried pintos?

I'm on a quest for the Perfect Fart and I hope you can help me. I
believe I have been close a few times, but I know I have not reached
full potential yet, and there are Others out there who have achieved
the Perfect One... Anyone have any recipes to help me achieve the
Perfect Fart?