> I like to use a Sharpie to write messages on paper plates like,
> "Beware!" or "You will inherit some money!" and stuff. Then load it up
> with mashed potatoes, peas and a turkey leg and, when you eat through the
> food--there's the message. It's a surprise! It makes the food taste bad
> but that's show business.


the best surprise is when you write "I poisoned your food!"