A frank admission from Sheldon "Mad Poisoner" Klutz:

> >> >the dirty socks taste

> >> How do you know how dirty socks taste?

> >He probably learned it by dining at your house.

> Not possible. I don't own socks.

That's a fib and you know it.

> I haven't worn socks since about 1970.

Who said anything about "wearing" them? I observed (accurately, as it
turns out) tha you flavor your soups with them. Tastes like crap? Fine
for Shelley! You can't tell the difference anyway.