Chickenshit wrote:

>> Lin's and my fifth wedding anniversary will be this coming Saturday. The
>> fifth anniversary is the "wood" anniversary, so the menu will have..
>
> Talk about a buzzkill. Who cares?

Your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ cares. He cares about every sparrow
which falls to the ground, he cares about my anniversary menu, and he's
very concerned that your parents' basement is not the best environment
for a retarded virgin-for-life like you.

Bob