Clueless AOL newbie Sheldon "Pussy" Katz was FURIOUS:

>>http://oi44.tinypic.com/23kdt3m.jpg
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> WTF is it submerged???

Nothing wrong with serving soft polenta in a bowl and putting a brothy sauce
on top of it. I realize your mother never did that, but the soldier-clients
kept her *so* busy...

Bob