Ed,

You're not the only unlucky guy.

In the words of W.C. Fields "we were travelling through the wilds of
Afghanistan when suddenly my corkscrew broke. We were then forced to
live on only food and water for the next 22 days."

Cheers,

Glen Duff
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Edwin Pawlowski wrote:

> Everything seemed to be going OK at work today but then a major catastrophe
> occurred. I was opening a bottle of Chardonnay at lunch and the corkscrew
> broke! I have a couple of them at home, but only one at work. A few
> minutes of jiggling with Channel-lock pliers saved the day.
>
> From now on I'm keeping a spare in my desk.
>
>