I bought one once and took one bite and spit it out. It reminded me
of that scene in the 80's remake of the Fly when Jeff Goldblum took a
steak, and cut it in half, and put half of it into his teleportation
machine and teleported it, and cooked both steaks and asked Geena
Davis to taste the teleported and reconstructed piece of meat, and she
said it tasted funny, and artificial. I imagine that teleported meat
probably tasted like a McRib.