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(ineedabiggaboat) wrote in message . com>...
> (Rene) wrote in message . com>...
> > (zinman) wrote in message . com>...
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> > >
> > > In France (these days) many of the wineries have women in the
> > > cellars as the actual wine makers. Men are used to harvest, crush and
> > > press etc. under the winemaker (women) direction. > > > > in taste/smell than men..........interesting
>
> >>
> WAIT ! WAIT WAIT a gosh darn minute here. In our village we've
> been using only chaste and pure women to harvest and press. Of course
> this is followed by a burning of our village crones, followed by a
> bottling party in which snacks and beverages from the pre season are
> given up for sacrefice. Our wizard swears this is the one and only
> way.
> How can I go about bringing this delicate subject to thier
> attention ? I admit, your ways seem better. Please excuse any and all
> spelling errors, I'm very upset.

I typically hire the seven muses to take care of this dreadful
business for me. Their nakedness is somewhat embarassing, and they do
try to cause mischief, but I must do it for the goodness of the wine.
My wife, however, does not understand, nor forgive. Such a hell I
live.