Oh now that is just too funny!

Ed, you and I have the same dry sense of humor. I laughed my ass of
when I read this.

Thanks for the good chuckle this morning.

Dave Stacy

On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 03:29:50 GMT, "Edwin Pawlowski" >
wrote:

>
>"Dave Stacy" > wrote in message
>
>> They actually have a regulation for the inspectors
>> regarding the size and type of dead bolts. (Can't have any one
>> stealing that wine before the tax has been paid on it)
>
>My you have such a poor outlook on our government. The law would not exist
>if it was not for your benefit. What would happen if thieves stole some of
>your wine before it was properly aged? That could potentially harm your
>reputation amongst the thieves and their friends and result in lost sales.
>
>Even the wine ready for sale could be damaged from rough handling in the
>get-a-way vehicle. They could steal in on a Friday night and serve it at a
>dinner party on Saturday and it would not taste right after all that shaking
>around.
>
>The government is looking out for you!
>Ed
>