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>>>>> >> >> >> > >
>>>>> >> >> >> > >Eh?? Is there a hillbilly convention in town?
>>>>> >> >> >> > >
>>>>> >> >> >> > >Tingle-ting-ting-ting-tong-ting.......
>>>>Yeeeeeeeeeeehoooooooooooo
>>>>> >> >> >> > >
>>>>> >> >> >> > >Pass me some crawdad n possum pie........
>>>>> >> >> >> > >
>>>>> >> >> >> > >PMD
>>>>> >> >> >> > >
>>>>> >> >> >> >
>>>>> >> >> >> > Nope,
>>>>> >> >> >> > There are no hills here in the swamps wankstain.
>>>>> >> >> >> > Only us cajuns.
>>>>> >> >> >> > Crawdad pie tastes pretty good if you cook it right.
>>>>> >> >> >> > Now that you mention it.
>>>>> >> >> >> > Your mother don't taste too bad either if you clean her right.
>>>>> >> >> >> > The only problem is the time it takes to clean the bitch.
>>>>> >> >> >> > By the time you finish, you ain't hungry anymore.
>>>>> >> >> >> > :-)
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> That was not nice said troll.
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >He's inbred you see Cassie. Ask him what toothpaste is.
>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>> >> >> >bwahahaha
>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>> >> >> >PMD
>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> ROTFLMAO
>>>>> >> >> A fukkin Brit telling me about dental hygene......
>>>>> >> >> What a fukkin h00t !!!!!!!
>>>>> >> >> O K
>>>>> >> >> I'll play...
>>>>> >> >> Toothpaste eh?
>>>>> >> >> Toothpaste is the white creamy substance that
>>>>> >> >> is used to clense your teeth.
>>>>> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> Hint:
>>>>> >> >> It is squirted from a tube and not your boyfriends
>>>>> >> >> pekker.
>>>>> >> >> :-)
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> >Another bullshit stereotype. Every ****ing redneck banjo-playing
>>>>sausage
>>>>> >> >jockey I've seen has bad teeth. Name one Brit with bad teeth? NONE!!!!
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> Your mother for one..
>>>>> >> I have never felt anything on my pekker that matches those gums.
>>>>> >> Face it sunshine
>>>>> >> How in the hell do you think she can afford your internet access?
>>>>> >> :-)
>>>>>
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>>>>-
>>>>> >------------------
>>>>> >> Yomamma bin Crawdaddin www.cotse.com
>>>>> >> Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
>>>>> >> Anti Archangel #41
>>>>> >> "The first symptom of aids is
>>>>an
>>>>> >> >--| incredible pounding
>>>>sensation
>>>>> >> <

(>>>>< in your ass"
>>>>> >> >--|
>>>>> >
>>>>> >My mother is the biggest pile of shit I've ever stumbled upon. You can
>>>>> >insult her and Prince Charles as much as you like. If they both died
>>>>> >tomorrow, I'd ****ing smile.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'd fuhking smile to read your obituary in tomorrow's paper.
>>>>>
>>>>> You're the saddest, ****-poor excuse for a UK I've ever seen, you
>>>>> little sherry-sipping Frenchman in a latex mini-skirt. Celibate, eh?
>>>>> You mean in the closet, right? Or maybe you're a homosexual midget: in
>>>>> which case, you're in the cupboard! The last time I saw something as
>>>>> fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better looking
>>>>> road kill. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal ****; too
>>>>> damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Calling you a pea
>>>>> brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget.
>>>>> You're so short, you'd have to get a running start to get up on a
>>>>> toilet. You could sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle your feet.
>>>>> If you were ever kidnapped and eaten by a cannibal tribe, they'd all
>>>>> die of high cholesterol, you fat, flabby, fumbling ****. Do you get a
>>>>> clearer idea of how pathetic you are, you minimum wage earning human
>>>>> equivalent of a bidet? I've seen wounds that were better dressed than
>>>>> you are, you toad-lickin', hound-kickin', snot-flickin', inbred swamp
>>>>> spawn! Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a raging
>>>>> forest fire.
>>>>
>>>>That's it, do the monkey dance for me banjoboi!
>>>>Dance on one leg, now two, one, two, one, two, three!
>>>>Dance higher boi!
>>>>
>>>>Your last post just goes to prove that I own you banjoboi, you're my
>>>>bitch....
>>>>
>>>>Keep dancing till I tell you to stop beeyotch.
>>>
>>>Do all your friends wear hockey helmets and go on a lot of field
>>>trips, Grant? On second thought, save your breath, you'll need it to
>>>blow up your date later.
>>
>>Damn,
>>Your telling me he has a blow up date Zack?
>>I was sure when I saw him pouring that pint of Guiness all
>>over his hand he was trying to get his date drunk.
>>You done got me all confused now?
>
>He also dressed his vacuum cleaner up in lingerie on Saturday nights
>for those extra special dates.

So what you are saying is that his Saturday night date
is somewhat of a dirtbag?
:-)
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Yomamma bin Crawdaddin www.cotse.com
Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
Anti Archangel #41
"The first symptom of aids is an
>--| incredible pounding sensation
<

(>>>>< in your ass"
>--|