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>>> >> >> >> >> > >
>>> >> >> >> >> > >Eh?? Is there a hillbilly convention in town?
>>> >> >> >> >> > >
>>> >> >> >> >> > >Tingle-ting-ting-ting-tong-ting.......
>>> >Yeeeeeeeeeeehoooooooooooo
>>> >> >> >> >> > >
>>> >> >> >> >> > >Pass me some crawdad n possum pie........
>>> >> >> >> >> > >
>>> >> >> >> >> > >PMD
>>> >> >> >> >> > >
>>> >> >> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> >> > Nope,
>>> >> >> >> >> > There are no hills here in the swamps wankstain.
>>> >> >> >> >> > Only us cajuns.
>>> >> >> >> >> > Crawdad pie tastes pretty good if you cook it right.
>>> >> >> >> >> > Now that you mention it.
>>> >> >> >> >> > Your mother don't taste too bad either if you clean her
>>right.
>>> >> >> >> >> > The only problem is the time it takes to clean the bitch.
>>> >> >> >> >> > By the time you finish, you ain't hungry anymore.
>>> >> >> >> >> > :-)
>>> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >> That was not nice said troll.
>>> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> >He's inbred you see Cassie. Ask him what toothpaste is.
>>> >> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> >bwahahaha
>>> >> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >> >PMD
>>> >> >> >> >
>>> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> ROTFLMAO
>>> >> >> >> A fukkin Brit telling me about dental hygene......
>>> >> >> >> What a fukkin h00t !!!!!!!
>>> >> >> >> O K
>>> >> >> >> I'll play...
>>> >> >> >> Toothpaste eh?
>>> >> >> >> Toothpaste is the white creamy substance that
>>> >> >> >> is used to clense your teeth.
>>> >> >> >>
>>> >> >> >> Hint:
>>> >> >> >> It is squirted from a tube and not your boyfriends
>>> >> >> >> pekker.
>>> >> >> >> :-)
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> >Another bullshit stereotype. Every ****ing redneck banjo-playing
>>> >sausage
>>> >> >> >jockey I've seen has bad teeth. Name one Brit with bad teeth?
>>NONE!!!!
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> Your mother for one..
>>> >> >> I have never felt anything on my pekker that matches those gums.
>>> >> >> Face it sunshine
>>> >> >> How in the hell do you think she can afford your internet access?
>>> >> >> :-)
>>> >>
>>>
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>>-
>>> >-
>>> >> >------------------
>>> >> >> Yomamma bin Crawdaddin www.cotse.com
>>> >> >> Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
>>> >> >> Anti Archangel #41
>>> >> >> "The first symptom of aids
>>is
>>> >an
>>> >> >> >--| incredible pounding
>>> >sensation
>>> >> >> <

(>>>>< in your ass"
>>> >> >> >--|
>>> >> >
>>> >> >My mother is the biggest pile of shit I've ever stumbled upon. You can
>>> >> >insult her and Prince Charles as much as you like. If they both died
>>> >> >tomorrow, I'd ****ing smile.
>>> >>
>>> >> I'd fuhking smile to read your obituary in tomorrow's paper.
>>> >>
>>> >> You're the saddest, ****-poor excuse for a UK I've ever seen, you
>>> >> little sherry-sipping Frenchman in a latex mini-skirt. Celibate, eh?
>>> >> You mean in the closet, right? Or maybe you're a homosexual midget: in
>>> >> which case, you're in the cupboard! The last time I saw something as
>>> >> fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better looking
>>> >> road kill. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal ****; too
>>> >> damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Calling you a pea
>>> >> brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget.
>>> >> You're so short, you'd have to get a running start to get up on a
>>> >> toilet. You could sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle your feet.
>>> >> If you were ever kidnapped and eaten by a cannibal tribe, they'd all
>>> >> die of high cholesterol, you fat, flabby, fumbling ****. Do you get a
>>> >> clearer idea of how pathetic you are, you minimum wage earning human
>>> >> equivalent of a bidet? I've seen wounds that were better dressed than
>>> >> you are, you toad-lickin', hound-kickin', snot-flickin', inbred swamp
>>> >> spawn! Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a raging
>>> >> forest fire.
>>> >
>>> >That's it, do the monkey dance for me banjoboi!
>>> >Dance on one leg, now two, one, two, one, two, three!
>>> >Dance higher boi!
>>> >
>>> >Your last post just goes to prove that I own you banjoboi, you're my
>>> >bitch....
>>> >
>>> >Keep dancing till I tell you to stop beeyotch.
>>>
>>> Do all your friends wear hockey helmets and go on a lot of field
>>> trips, Grant? On second thought, save your breath, you'll need it to
>>> blow up your date later.
>>>
>>
>>Juggle for me bitch and keep dancing the monkey dance banjoboi!
>>

>>
>
>You are what happens when the sperm bank also deals in monkey semen.

Are you saying that his gene pool needs some Clorox?
:-)
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Yomamma bin Crawdaddin www.cotse.com
Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
Anti Archangel #41
"The first symptom of aids is an
>--| incredible pounding sensation
<

(>>>>< in your ass"
>--|