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> >> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > >Eh?? Is there a hillbilly convention in town?
> >> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > >Tingle-ting-ting-ting-tong-ting.......
> >> >Yeeeeeeeeeeehoooooooooooo
> >> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > >Pass me some crawdad n possum pie........
> >> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> >> > >PMD
> >> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> > Nope,
> >> >> >> >> >> > There are no hills here in the swamps wankstain.
> >> >> >> >> >> > Only us cajuns.
> >> >> >> >> >> > Crawdad pie tastes pretty good if you cook it right.
> >> >> >> >> >> > Now that you mention it.
> >> >> >> >> >> > Your mother don't taste too bad either if you clean her
> >right.
> >> >> >> >> >> > The only problem is the time it takes to clean the bitch.
> >> >> >> >> >> > By the time you finish, you ain't hungry anymore.
> >> >> >> >> >> > :-)
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> That was not nice said troll.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >He's inbred you see Cassie. Ask him what toothpaste is.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >bwahahaha
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >PMD
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> ROTFLMAO
> >> >> >> >> A fukkin Brit telling me about dental hygene......
> >> >> >> >> What a fukkin h00t !!!!!!!
> >> >> >> >> O K
> >> >> >> >> I'll play...
> >> >> >> >> Toothpaste eh?
> >> >> >> >> Toothpaste is the white creamy substance that
> >> >> >> >> is used to clense your teeth.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Hint:
> >> >> >> >> It is squirted from a tube and not your boyfriends
> >> >> >> >> pekker.
> >> >> >> >> :-)
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Another bullshit stereotype. Every ****ing redneck banjo-playing
> >> >sausage
> >> >> >> >jockey I've seen has bad teeth. Name one Brit with bad teeth?
> >NONE!!!!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Your mother for one..
> >> >> >> I have never felt anything on my pekker that matches those gums.
> >> >> >> Face it sunshine
> >> >> >> How in the hell do you think she can afford your internet access?
> >> >> >> :-)
> >> >>
> >>
>
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> >> >> >> Yomamma bin Crawdaddin www.cotse.com
> >> >> >> Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
> >> >> >> Anti Archangel #41
> >> >> >> "The first symptom of
aids
> >is
> >> >an
> >> >> >> >--| incredible pounding
> >> >sensation
> >> >> >> <

(>>>>< in your ass"
> >> >> >> >--|
> >> >> >
> >> >> >My mother is the biggest pile of shit I've ever stumbled upon. You
can
> >> >> >insult her and Prince Charles as much as you like. If they both
died
> >> >> >tomorrow, I'd ****ing smile.
> >> >>
> >> >> I'd fuhking smile to read your obituary in tomorrow's paper.
> >> >>
> >> >> You're the saddest, ****-poor excuse for a UK I've ever seen, you
> >> >> little sherry-sipping Frenchman in a latex mini-skirt. Celibate, eh?
> >> >> You mean in the closet, right? Or maybe you're a homosexual midget:
in
> >> >> which case, you're in the cupboard! The last time I saw something as
> >> >> fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better
looking
> >> >> road kill. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal ****; too
> >> >> damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Calling you a
pea
> >> >> brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental
midget.
> >> >> You're so short, you'd have to get a running start to get up on a
> >> >> toilet. You could sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle your
feet.
> >> >> If you were ever kidnapped and eaten by a cannibal tribe, they'd all
> >> >> die of high cholesterol, you fat, flabby, fumbling ****. Do you get
a
> >> >> clearer idea of how pathetic you are, you minimum wage earning human
> >> >> equivalent of a bidet? I've seen wounds that were better dressed
than
> >> >> you are, you toad-lickin', hound-kickin', snot-flickin', inbred
swamp
> >> >> spawn! Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a raging
> >> >> forest fire.
> >> >
> >> >That's it, do the monkey dance for me banjoboi!
> >> >Dance on one leg, now two, one, two, one, two, three!
> >> >Dance higher boi!
> >> >
> >> >Your last post just goes to prove that I own you banjoboi, you're my
> >> >bitch....
> >> >
> >> >Keep dancing till I tell you to stop beeyotch.
> >>
> >> Do all your friends wear hockey helmets and go on a lot of field
> >> trips, Grant? On second thought, save your breath, you'll need it to
> >> blow up your date later.
> >>
> >
> >Juggle for me bitch and keep dancing the monkey dance banjoboi!
> >

> >
>
> You are what happens when the sperm bank also deals in monkey semen.
>

I beleive it was delivered orally by your mum.