"Malcom "Mal" Reynolds" > wrote in message
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> In article >, "Julie Bove"
> >
> wrote:
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>> "Malcom "Mal" Reynolds" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> > In article >, "Julie Bove"
>> > > wrote:
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>> >> >> >> > Tell her you want Kobe Beef?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Why would I tell her that? I can't even digest beef! Unless
>> >> >> >> it's
>> >> >> >> ground beef and I don't like meat.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Copper River Salmon?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I don't eat fish! I don't want food!
>> >> >
>> >> > You must get awfully hungry and lose lots of weight that way.
>> >> >
>> >> > If she must satisfy her maternal urges to you, why not suggest that
>> >> > she
>> >> > donate a cake to some local childrens home/hospital in your name?
>> >>
>> >> No I don't get hungry. I eat two meals a day. Occasionally three. I
>> >> have gastroparesis so slowed digestion. I don't usually get hungry.
>> >>
>> >> And why should I donate a cake? That doesn't even make sense!
>> >
>> > because as a doting daughter you really deep down want to make your
>> > mother
>> > happy just as she wants to make you happy. IAE if you don't want food,
>> > why
>> > would her donating a cake in your name matter one way or the other?
>>
>> Because it's JUNK food! People don't need to be eating that crap. I
>> donate
>> food to the needy all the time. But wholesome food.
>
> Cake doesn't need to be junk food.
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>
>>
>> And donating something wouldn't make my mother happy. No, it would not!
>
>
> But it makes you happy

No. I donate wholesome stuff to people in need. Not junk.