On Jun 2, 11:31*am, Landon > wrote:
> On Thu, 2 Jun 2011 11:13:09 -0700 (PDT), gus >
> wrote:
>
> >I eat Hot Pockets for the same reason I eat Mexican food:
>
> >I have the temporary feeling of fullness, then I take a satisfying
> >dump, fulfilling two of the three most basic bodily pleasures.
>
> Dude, if defecating is one third of the "basic pleasures" you have in
> your life, you have a very, very dull and unimaginative life.

And you have no sense of humor.