On Jun 1, 10:51*pm, Billy > wrote:
> In article
> >,
>
> *gus > wrote:
> >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_pocket
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> > Hot Pockets
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> Food-like

I eat Hot Pockets for the same reason I eat Mexican food:

I have the temporary feeling of fullness, then I take a satisfying
dump, fulfilling two of the three most basic bodily pleasures.