I found this recipe on their website rather amusing.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/r...ipe/index.html

:Late Night Bacon
:Cook Time:5 min
:Level: Easy
:Yield: 4 servings
:Ingredients
:8 slices bacon
:
irections
:Place 2 sheets of paper towel on a microwave safe plate, lay the bacon out on the
aper towel not overlapping the slices. Place 2 more sheets of paper towel on top.
:Place in the microwave on high for 4 to 6 minutes.

Really, Food Network?

I am currently watching SLop make eggs benedict with wheat toast, "streaky bacon", eggs,
and heated alfredo sauce from a jar.

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