On Apr 9, 3:15*pm, "Polly Esther" > wrote:
> ( those are known around here as the last words of a Redneck.) * I opened a
> can of sauerkraut and it exploded - hair, face, shirt and counter generously
> splattered. *If you want an entertaining trick, I highly recommend it. There
> was nothing suspicious about the can's appearance but I'm thinking the next
> time I do that I'll put on my safety goggles. *You have been warned. *Polly

I guess they're going to have to keep canned saurkraut off of
commercial airline flights. The TSA needs some kind of saurkraut
detector. Maybe a pig that's been trained to sniff out the offending
cabbage.