Derek wrote:
>
> It was open stage night in rec.food.drink.tea, when Space Cowboy
> stepped up to the microphone and muttered:
>
> > Finally something new in rfdt. Now let go of my coattails and
> > go find somebody else to hold your hand.
>
> I wouldn't ride on your coattails if I was crippled in both legs and
> it was the only way I could cross the street to take a dump.

Don't be so hasty. Skip the ride and just take a dump on his coattails.

--crymad