It was open stage night in rec.food.drink.tea, when Space Cowboy
stepped up to the microphone and muttered:

> Top post edits, now bottom post edits, what next a white space
> post edit where nothing is said because really there's nothing
> new from the other side except paraphrasing what he previously
> said on the subject which was so conveniently edited under the
> guise of chronological order but nothing more than a vailed
> attempt to conceal the fact he has nothing new to say because
> if he did he'd have to admit somebody else said it first and
> dismissed any examples under the ubiquitous catchall theory that
> the chicken came first because if it was said here it was
> learned or derived elsewhere contrary to the fact that
> imagination and inspiration allows us to ask new questions why
> certain teapots aren't more plentifull and some teas taste
> better with multiple infusions for many more reasons than price
> ie., questions precede discovery which allows us to say things
> not found elsewhere irregardless of common public banality QED
> which leads me to elevate myself to the highest status as a
> Google icon symbol for creating the second word or phrase never
> before used on the planet in subsequent days and as a byproduct
> receiving a third possible Google honoraria of the longest run
> on sentence where some ingrate will have to edit the sentence
> which is consistent with my mantra of always including something
> fresh while the only claim of fame for some leech is tagging
> along for a ride on my posts but has been preceded by other
> bloodsuckers who only whine and don't contribute except to say
> the world is round because it is common knowledge or any other
> trivial mundane specious argument you can find in any other
> usenet post on any subject simply used by people who idle their
> cars at the gas pump who don't have a clue.

Rambling as an attempt to avoid responding to assertions?

Now there's something I've never seen before.

--
Derek

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive
idiots.