On Mon, 3 Jan 2011 15:54:21 -0800 (PST), Chemo the Clown
> wrote:

>On Jan 3, 3:08*pm, Dave Smith > wrote:
>> This afternoon I popped into a grocery store to pick up a few fruits and
>> vegetables. I took my 6 items the 8 items or less checkout. There were
>> three people ahead of me, but each had only 2-3 items so I figured it
>> would be check. When it got to the point where there was one one guy
>> ahead of me, this woman came along, walked right in front of me and put
>> her one item on the conveyor in front of my stuff. I said "Excuse me",
>> to which she responded that she just had the one item and was in a
>> hurry. Well that's fine, but but this is the 8 items or less checkout.
>> I only have a few items, and the people behind me only have a few items
>> and we have been waiting in line. *She seemed quite indignant that I
>> objected to her butting in. *Meanwhile, the cashier finished with the
>> guy ahead of me, reached past her item and started checking out my stuff.
>
>You should have given her a wedgie.

She was probably eighty years old and buying a package of Depends. If
she was under forty I would have used the opportunity to critique her
rack. hehe