"Sqwertz" > wrote .
> I thought maybe you might get a better response than I did when I
> wrote Sara Lee and told them their Ball Park franks suck big time.
>
> That would be interesting test, though. Write another letter from
> different fictitious person and tell them how much I love their
> franks. Anybody want to place bets on possible outcomes? :-)
>
> -sw

They'd reply: "Thank you, that is the first good word this week. Most
letters tell us they suck. And they do. "