"Damaeus" > wrote in message
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> In news:rec.food.cooking, Sqwertz > posted on
> Mon, 20 Dec 2010 21:55:59 -0600 the following:
>
>> I thought maybe you might get a better response than I did when I
>> wrote Sara Lee and told them their Ball Park franks suck big time.
>
> I don't like Ballpark Franks, either. When I slice into one crossways, it
> makes me imagine what it would be like to slice into a dog penis. Just
> the plain old basic Oscar Meyer cheapy kiddie weenie is better than a
> Ballpark Frank. Yuck!

Oh dear gawd! Now I have that image in my mind.

When Angela was young, I would occasionally get her wieners. In those days
they were probably Oscar Mayer. I don't really remember. I had to cut them
up so she wouldn't choke on them. And they work squirt. Makes me ill to
think about it.