In news:rec.food.cooking, Sqwertz > posted on
Mon, 20 Dec 2010 21:55:59 -0600 the following:

> I thought maybe you might get a better response than I did when I
> wrote Sara Lee and told them their Ball Park franks suck big time.

I don't like Ballpark Franks, either. When I slice into one crossways, it
makes me imagine what it would be like to slice into a dog penis. Just
the plain old basic Oscar Meyer cheapy kiddie weenie is better than a
Ballpark Frank. Yuck!

Damaeus