On Fri, 10 Dec 2010 12:13:37 -0800 (PST), Chemo the Clown
> wrote:

>On Dec 9, 5:56*pm, itsjoannotjoann > wrote:
>> On Dec 9, 7:45*pm, Melba's Jammin' > wrote:> In article >,
>>
>> > *Chemiker > wrote:
>> > > Good news: A giant housefly committed suicide in my kitchen (good
>> > > riddance).
>>
>> > > Bad news: He commited suicide by drowning himself in my jar of bacon
>> > > drippings.
>> > > Alex
>>
>> > Do you think it was suicide or an accidental drowning? *Was he insured? *
>> > Were you the beneficiary? *
>>
>> I am the deceased's attorney. *Sounds like negligence to me on the
>> part of the homeowner for leaving this substance in an area where my
>> client was willfully enticed and was therefore murdered. *I will be
>> bringing charges.
>
>I am the prosecutor and we will prove beyond a shadow of doubt that
>the death was neither suicide or murder but rather an untimely and
>very unfortunate accident.

Ah, but where's the body? No body, no murder.

OTOH, one fly looks much like another. How will you demonstrate that
your "body" is that of Hermione? (Ooops!)

Alex, thinking she killed herself rather than be found out as a
Wikileaks source. The original "fly on the wall" was her GGGGGmother.