On Dec 9, 5:56*pm, itsjoannotjoann > wrote:
> On Dec 9, 7:45*pm, Melba's Jammin' > wrote:> In article >,
>
> > *Chemiker > wrote:
> > > Good news: A giant housefly committed suicide in my kitchen (good
> > > riddance).
>
> > > Bad news: He commited suicide by drowning himself in my jar of bacon
> > > drippings.
> > > Alex
>
> > Do you think it was suicide or an accidental drowning? *Was he insured? *
> > Were you the beneficiary? *
>
> I am the deceased's attorney. *Sounds like negligence to me on the
> part of the homeowner for leaving this substance in an area where my
> client was willfully enticed and was therefore murdered. *I will be
> bringing charges.

I am the prosecutor and we will prove beyond a shadow of doubt that
the death was neither suicide or murder but rather an untimely and
very unfortunate accident.