itsjoannotjoann wrote:
> On Dec 9, 7:45 pm, Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
>> In article >,
>>
>> Chemiker > wrote:
>>> Good news: A giant housefly committed suicide in my kitchen (good
>>> riddance).
>>> Bad news: He commited suicide by drowning himself in my jar of bacon
>>> drippings.
>>> Alex
>> Do you think it was suicide or an accidental drowning? Was he insured?
>> Were you the beneficiary?
>>
>>
> I am the deceased's attorney. Sounds like negligence to me on the
> part of the homeowner for leaving this substance in an area where my
> client was willfully enticed and was therefore murdered. I will be
> bringing charges.


Hmmm. Colorado has a "make my day" law. If someone is breaking into
your house, you have the right to defend your property, murder if
necessary. It sounds to me as though the deceased had larceny on his
mind and was on the homeowner's property for nefarious purposes.


gloria p