Good news/Bad news +REC
On Dec 9, 7:45*pm, Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
> In article >,
>
> *Chemiker > wrote:
> > Good news: A giant housefly committed suicide in my kitchen (good
> > riddance).
>
> > Bad news: He commited suicide by drowning himself in my jar of bacon
> > drippings.
> > Alex
>
> Do you think it was suicide or an accidental drowning? *Was he insured? *
> Were you the beneficiary? *
>
>
I am the deceased's attorney. Sounds like negligence to me on the
part of the homeowner for leaving this substance in an area where my
client was willfully enticed and was therefore murdered. I will be
bringing charges.
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