On Tue, 7 Dec 2010 08:39:01 -0800 (PST), SpaghettiWestern wrote:

> I admire your restraint. Last week I was at Subway and had a foot
> long cold cut combo. I asked for very little mustard. She gave me a
> whole gob of the stuff at the one end, and very little for the rest of
> the sandwich. Which is what I wanted for the Whole Sandwich!. Then
> instead of cutting it in half, she cut it into a 1/3 and 2/3
> partition. All I ask is that I get a sub cut in half. It doesn't
> have to be within 1/64 of an inch, but it should be recognizable as
> being pretty much cut in the middle. This does not take much skill.
> It takes care in doing your work properly.

The horrors <yawn>

-sw