On Mon, 6 Dec 2010 14:55:11 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:

> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> You know this proves you're TOTALLY ***, Jerry, don't you?
>
> "he' is the best choice.

You couldn't have admitted it any better. That Mike guy must have
popped your cherry. You don't seem to have lightened up any after
finally getting laid.

Try the *** biker bars. They should be able to satiate those 18
years of pent up sexual frustration you've been carrying around

-sw