Peter Lucas wrote:
> ''Relief At Hand For Small Endowed Ockers
> By Brian Luey, on November 9th, 2010
>
> While importers of Japan grade condoms are happy with the fact that
> the average Australian man’s penises are 4 inches according to
> confidential government documents not too many others are thrilled
> with the problem.
>
> Aussie lasses are the biggest losers over the issue and many have
> ditched the Aussie bloke for more substantially endowed lads from New
> Zealand, no need to mention Nicole Kidman here.
>
> Some find the situation so bad that they prefer to have sex with dogs
> rather than have the missus say those 3 words that Aussie males hear
> far too often ‘Is it in?’
>
> But help is on it’s way as desperate Aussie chicks do their best to
> accommodate the under sized penile equipment of the Aussie male.
>
> While penis growth hormones are an embarrassingly large import into
> Australia the number of Australian Medicare-funded operations to
> reduce the size of women’s genitals has trebled in a decade, in a
> strong indication some procedures are being performed for cosmetic
> rather than medical reasons according to recent media reports.
>
> Ted Weaver, president of the Royal Australian and New Zealand College
> of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists, who will speak this week about
> the issue at the Women’s Hospitals Australasia and Children’s
> Hospitals Australasia annual conference in Melbourne asks the question
> “If women have big labia, does that really make them less desirable?”
>
> A case never mind the labia, just get me the Labrador?''
>
> OK so the artical makes fun of the fact that us auzzies are on the
> small side compared to white americans; but in my experience most
> american men have noticabley bigger phalluses. I wonder if it is a
> lack of zinc in our diets? Maybe we should force all our boy babys to
> eat more zinc?

Thank you, thank you. thank you. I can now claim to ne _almost_
average sized.