''Relief At Hand For Small Endowed Ockers
By Brian Luey, on November 9th, 2010

While importers of Japan grade condoms are happy with the fact that
the average Australian man’s penises are 4 inches according to
confidential government documents not too many others are thrilled
with the problem.

Aussie lasses are the biggest losers over the issue and many have
ditched the Aussie bloke for more substantially endowed lads from New
Zealand, no need to mention Nicole Kidman here.

Some find the situation so bad that they prefer to have sex with dogs
rather than have the missus say those 3 words that Aussie males hear
far too often ‘Is it in?’

But help is on it’s way as desperate Aussie chicks do their best to
accommodate the under sized penile equipment of the Aussie male.

While penis growth hormones are an embarrassingly large import into
Australia the number of Australian Medicare-funded operations to
reduce the size of women’s genitals has trebled in a decade, in a
strong indication some procedures are being performed for cosmetic
rather than medical reasons according to recent media reports.

Ted Weaver, president of the Royal Australian and New Zealand College
of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists, who will speak this week about
the issue at the Women’s Hospitals Australasia and Children’s
Hospitals Australasia annual conference in Melbourne asks the question
“If women have big labia, does that really make them less desirable?”

A case never mind the labia, just get me the Labrador?''

OK so the artical makes fun of the fact that us auzzies are on the
small side compared to white americans; but in my experience most
american men have noticabley bigger phalluses. I wonder if it is a
lack of zinc in our diets? Maybe we should force all our boy babys to
eat more zinc?

--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia
sticking it to stupid ''Politcal Correctness'' since 2008