On Sat, 23 Oct 2010 12:52:04 -0500, zxcvbob wrote:

> OTOH, I'm starting to think it might be funny to sneak some VS's in to a
> potluck just to make people feel "oddly uncomfortable". ;-) I could
> arrange them artfully (and anonymously) on a paper plate with little
> fancy toothpicks...

And the walk around and whisper to people individually:

"Psst... So who brought the, uh, Vienna sausages?"

-sw