Roasted Cauliflower
"Brooklyn1" <Gravesend1> wrote in message
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> I've more hair than your scraggly thin wisps, and nicer... I just
> don't have tresses hanging to my ass like a friggin' fag boy... and
> unlike you I don't need to have a bikini wax facial and gargle with
> Summer's Eve... I have nicer pubic hair than your facial hair. I usta
> be a platinum blond with gorgeous curls but that was while I was still
> at my mommy's breast. Then over time my hair darkened and for most of
> my adult life my hair was brown streaked with blond and not from a
> bottle, girls would die for my hair... now I'm back to platinum, thick
> and luxurious. I have nice manly chest hair, not like a baboon
> assface, just enough curls that the gals enjoy it tickling their
> nipples, and other sensitive parts depending on position... normal
> women don't like to feel like they're getting boinked by a women with
> a strap on or a gorrilla.
That was entirely TMI.
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