>Since the thread is indeed G Rated you will have to use the ole imagination.

Ahem - I believe he is alluding to the fact that the cork wasn't the only thing
that got......well you get the picture.

BTW - do they make a left handed thread corkscrew for lefties? Presumably a
left hand spiral would be more comfortable for those with sinister tendencies
to wind into a cork widdershins?