In article >,
Melba's Jammin' > wrote:

> In article >,
> Goomba > wrote:
>
> > Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> >
> > >> but we have chosen different paths. I am spending these liberated
> > >> years hunting down cute boys in food related jobs and pinching their
> > >> butts.
> > >
> > > Well, I NEVah!! LOL!
> > >
> > No No, Barb! Wait!
> > I think you and I need to take a trip to the mother country and
> > investigate these "cute boys in food related jobs" that Guisi has to
> > deal with. You know...to check out their...skills, yeah, that's it!
> > Their skills!
> >
> > Good food service "skills" are important. No matter what the woman's age.
>
> But, but, but. . I are a married woman . . . and I are not a trollop!

Check the Yellow Pages. I'm pretty sure that trollop lessons are
offered in just about any city of any size.

:-)

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Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA