On Sun, 22 Aug 2010 09:58:09 -0400, brooklyn1
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>Bryan Simmons wrote:
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>>On Aug 22, 12:08*am, Wayne Boatwright >
>>wrote:
>>> On Sat 21 Aug 2010 09:07:37p, Daniel W. Rouse Jr. told us...
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>>> >> Seriously, why is it necessary to throw out homemade mayonnaise
>>> >> after three or four days. *I usually make my own. *In the summer
>>> >> I add basil, tarragon or whatever herbs I grow. *I do use an egg,
>>> >> but keep my eggs in the fridge for up to a month and I haven't
>>> >> ever got sick from them.. *I guess Hellmans/Miracle Whip has
>>> >> additives that keep theirs safe forever. *Always feel kind of
>>> >> tentative though when I take my mayo out on the fifth or so day.
>>> >> e.
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>>> > Miracle Whip lists as one of the ingredients in its ingredients
>>> > list:
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>>> > Potassium Sorbate as a Preservative.
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>>> > Product referenced: Miracle Whip UPC code 0 21000 02675 3
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>>> Miracle Whip is not mayonnaise.
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>>That jarred shit isn't mayo either. It's got egg whites in it, and
>>it's cooked. The Hellman's/Best Foods crap that people praise around
>>here is made with the cheapest oil they can get their hands on,
>>soybean. People here who claim "no time" to make real mayo should use
>>some of the time they waste on Usenet.
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>Nonsense. Homemade mayo is disgusting. Homemade mayo has the
>texture of what's on that wad of tissue the doctor gives me to wipe my
>butt after a prostate exam... and you eat that shit... figgers, with
>the faggot name Bryyyyyan! Simmons is faggot too... sweatin' to the
>oldies... Richard/Dick! Ahahahahahahaha. . . .

This says it all about your cooking, and it should be mentioned that
you've questioned the lifestyle many times.
So what does this mean, are you finally coming out and want to now
expeiment? Does this mean then that you're growing tired of
necrophilia ?