frankly, i'm not too sure what to make of these two.

weeniecello, with which you can make a weenie-tini:

<http://forums.egullet.org/index.php?/topic/91731-the-birth-of-weeniecello/>

and one just for you, sheldon, made with sautéed spam:

<http://www.echonyc.com/~jkarpf/home/martini.html>

they might seem like a joke, but there are pics, so evidently they were
actually made. *bon drinkappétit*!

your pal,
blake