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Default Your favorite restaurant......the ideal.

On Jul 30, 6:49*pm, Andy > wrote:
> "jmcquown" > wrote:
> > Sorry Andy, but that's tacky! *More like an upscale burger joint.

>
> Jill,
>
> It wasn't tacky. It was smart. It could fit in a pocket or purse and
> would vibrate and blink if left on the bar, table, etc. It did away with
> broadcasting "Jones, party of 4, your table is ready. Jones, party of
> four." over the speaker system and annoying patrons already seated who
> could care less about the Jones party.
>
> They did everything they could to NOT inject noise into the experience.
>

What if you were working there, and were approached by a very
attractive lady who said, "I'm going to go into the ladies room, and
put this thing inside my panties. You just keep pushing that button,
alright?" I'm still thinking about that Steely Dan joke, aren't I?
>
> Best,
>
> Andy


--Bryan